Thursday, June 11, 2009

My crudentials

With the recent economy I've been thinking about what I would do if I had to get a job. Not that I am getting a job or anything. I just started thinking about what kind of job I could get with my current skills and experience. I have a few ideas:



I spend a lot of my time protecting this princess from 2 of her biggest fans. I could totally be a bodygaurd for some cool rockstar or celebrity. Recently, I have helped this client get chubby. I know this skill isn't usually appreciated (helping people gain weight), but I thought I could maybe start a clinic for people with eating disorders or something.

I have mastered the technique of a tight burrito wrap. This could come in handy at a Mexican restaurant, maybe I could work at Cafe Rio. Yum. But I don't know Spanish, darn.

I spend much of my time and energy cleaning up after these monkeys. I could be a zoo-keeper. Yeah..... no maybe not.

7 comments:

Mer said...

If you need a spokeswoman or poster model for the weight gain clinic, let me know.

Julie said...

You are cute! Maybe we could get a job together because I have been working on all the same things! Glad things are going well over there!

Brittany said...

hahahaha!!! That is too funny!! I'm going to have to figure out my own crudentials!!

Mrs. Nance said...

Wow! You got some great skills Marcie;)

Jenn said...

Cute post! You are fabulous at what you do! Too bad an occasional paycheck does not get dropped off in the mail eh?
The time you spend at home with your kids really is the biggest payoff in my book. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

Hey Marcie! I have to apologize for not calling you back...I have been ridiculously busy the last few weeks and kept meaning to get back to you. Call me and we can catch up. Miss ya!
Kirsten

Lisa said...

OH MY Gracie is so cute!!! She is just beautiful!